by Rick Lowe
Dennis Miller is one of today's great comedians. His "Rants" are intelligent and funny and his whit is brilliantly penetrating.
One of his superb "Rants" is on "Sobriety". He closes with some "blurred signposts that might signal you're weaving down the road to alcoholism.
1. If you walked out of the moving Leaving Las Vegas early because it made you thirsty.
2. If Boris Yeltin asks for your autograph.
3. If your designated driver is Kelsey Grammer.
4. If you have to paint the words "don't panic, you're at home" on the ceiling above your bed.
And finally, you really know you have a drinking problem if, when you go to buy bathroom floor tile, you press it to your face to see how confortable it would be to sleep on."
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